sometimes i wish i never saw the die hard movies so that i could watch them all for the first time.

best

lisa

dear blog,

i'm writing to tell you about my new internet fiancee. today lisa accepted my internet proposal and the promise of internet love and an internet world of warcraft wedding (her actual response was 'i would take your hand in internet marriage and never sign off again')

[this blog post solidifies the truth of our engagement]

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other internet related weddings:

http://www.quantumenterprises.co.uk/internet_wedding/

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/OurWedding1.html

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2008/06/internet_dating_wedding_c.html

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/mfl0322l.jpg

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tones/46459561/

i promise to write more often

dear blog,

oh my so much has happened since my last blog post i don't know where to begin.

barbre

this is my new favorite painting: http://crystalbarbre.com/g-big.php?pic=saracopy1.jpg

more here

lonely narcissist

i follow my own blog. i'm currently the only one doing so.

click for big

yalp

i like to eat and i like food reviews, so today i started a yelp account.

need direction.

grimycharms.com

plz visit the site i made for tim and upload your home-made tattoo: www.grimycharms.com

thx

underpants

http://images.google.com/images?q=underpants
(do you get it now?)

funny picture

i figure it's time to post something witty. that's what blogs are for. but instead i'll just find a 'humorous' photo.













actually, this is less funny and more something i want to be one day.

don't make fun of me.

oprah 2

i drank a couple beers tonight and tried to buy 'fuckoprah.com' but it was already taken. unfortunately someone is sitting on it and not allowing it to blossom to its full potential. fuck fuckoprah.com.

oprah

is this one of those blogs where you just post humorous links to things you find on the internet, thinking you were the first ever to view it? if so here's my submission:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910507

yeah, laugh at that you perv.

fuck.

blog title

its my first name and my middle name