December 25, 2009

November 11, 2009

lonely narcissist

i follow my own blog. i'm currently the only one doing so.

October 1, 2009

yalp

i like to eat and i like food reviews, so today i started a yelp account.

need direction.

September 30, 2009

grimycharms.com

plz visit the site i made for tim and upload your home-made tattoo: www.grimycharms.com

thx

April 5, 2009

funny picture

i figure it's time to post something witty. that's what blogs are for. but instead i'll just find a 'humorous' photo.













actually, this is less funny and more something i want to be one day.

don't make fun of me.

February 1, 2009

oprah 2

i drank a couple beers tonight and tried to buy 'fuckoprah.com' but it was already taken. unfortunately someone is sitting on it and not allowing it to blossom to its full potential. fuck fuckoprah.com.

January 1, 2009

oprah

is this one of those blogs where you just post humorous links to things you find on the internet, thinking you were the first ever to view it? if so here's my submission:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910507

yeah, laugh at that you perv.

fuck.